Oh Hai Der!

confessionsofagamergirl:

nerdygamergurlproblems:

REAL gamer girls:

• only have brown hair
• dont where makeup (except 4 pics)
• where glasses
• dont like girly things
• only play xbox
• only where tshirts and jeans
• can beat any silly boy at COD anyday<33

reblog if you live by this!!!　

OH GOD. I can’t stop…

Is this for real? No way, she’s gotta be trollin’ hard…..CoD? THAT’S you game of choice to represent THE game “girls can beat guys” at? You’re a nub, plz keep playing CoD, so I never have to worry about gaming with people (girls) like you.

God, I’m still hoping this isn’t for realz. This made me a sad panda.

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

My bible… It’ll fit in my pocket.

(via lady-vakarian)